elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

(via heart)

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

me: okay

me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

me: no

partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

me: no

partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

lol

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via stand)

hahahaha jhdjsahfjkashfj